1.17.2016

Top Ten Ways to Chase Fourteen Year Olds Out of the House






Ask them to babysit their little siblings.

Tell them your meditation group is coming over.

Play improvisational banjo in the living room.

Offer broccoli as a snack.

Get out the camera.




Offer $.

Cancel the internet.

Ask about their sex ed. class.

Put on a DVD of their latest piano recital.

Dance like a maniac to Gangnam Style.







1 comment:

  1. But how might you lure the 14 year olds back into the house?

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