Showing posts with label Oddities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oddities. Show all posts

6.04.2015

The Wedding Where the Gnocchi was Too Good



At their wedding,
the gnocchi was so good,
that whenever the wedding
comes up in conversation,
all everyone talks about
is how good the gnocchi was.  






10.20.2013

Sunday



Was it something I ate, 
Or something someone said? 
Why do I suddenly feel so strange? 
Maybe if I were more focused, 
I wouldn't feel so divided. 




Life used to be simple, 
before there were so many distractions.
I can't help but be nostalgic.  
Less is more, the saying goes, 
but what is there when there's nothing?





8.29.2013

Sarah Ellison's Lady Di



A well told story is good no matter where you cut it.

(cuts from Vanity Fair's September 2013 cover story)



2.28.2013

Freaks and Geeks Lunch Club Memorabilia







I didn't think I'd like seeing people beat each other up. But when the Engineer of Pain took to the ring wearing our lunch club's t-shirt. . . . . Well, let's just say I caught the fever watching that shirt get splattered with the blood of his unfortunate opponents.


*technical color support:  The Abbotts


2.27.2013

Dangers of Blogging #76




My mother judges my well being by how much she likes my blog post.






She'll like this one.


(drawing by Eleanora)

1.06.2013

1.01.2013

New Year's Day Reality Check



Perceived Breakdown of Mental Activity






Actual Breakdown of Mental Activity





12.29.2012

Power of Suggestion




I recently learned 
that my mother thinks it's distasteful, 
all these people always photographing their lunch.  
I don't know why she thinks this.  
Maybe it goes back 
to some ancient Jewish code of conduct.  
Maybe she heard someone she admires
 saying the same thing.  
Maybe she has no good reason to feel this way, 
but just does.




I had never given it any thought 
until my mom mentioned it.  
Now, whenever I find myself photographing my food, 
I feel a little ashamed of myself.



12.21.2012

Three Happy People



Annie Dillard, 
at the onset of Pilgram at Tinker Creek, 
imagines 
"three happy people."




"One collects stones.  
Another -- an Englishman say -- watches clouds.  
The third lives on a coast 
and collects drops of seawater 
which he examines microscopically 
and mounts."