"Acapulco?!" choked Bigsley. "Why not be honest with yourself for once? You migrate because of peer pressure. With the advent of modern conveniences, why would any logical bird do it? It's old school, Baby. Just surrender to the moment and admit you would rather stay here snuggled up with me and my satellite dish."
Bernadette explained that there are lots of reasons to migrate, the exercise, the change of scenery, the opportunity to mingle with birds of other species.
"And let me guess," interrupted Bigsley. "It's spiritually enlightening."
"As a matter of fact, it is."
"Well, how about that folks? She's been brainwashed!"