Visions of a Semi-Vegan

I told A. it's a good thing we live in Wisconsin, where most people aren't too certain what it means to be vegan so there's not much chance that anyone will be offended when A. announces, as he has been recently, that he is a semi-vegan.  But I suggest he tone it down when we get near Madison or Ashland or Bayfield where some actual vegans might live.  "Half-starved" is the adjective A. affectionately uses most often to describe his vegan brethren.

"But can't anybody be semi-vegan no matter what they eat?" I ask as A. reaches for a piece of sausage pizza.

"No," he says, frowning.  "Definitely not."

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