haiku masters, series A

it's raining icicles and

i'm dreaming about going to Japan

to make a documentary

on modern Japanese haiku

where it seems the most famous practitioners 

are all high level banking officials

do they have

haiku parties

haiku highballs?

haiku contests

haiku celebrations

haiku theatrics?

haiku mistresses

haiku hysterics

haiku antics?

who are these haiku masters

posing as banking officials?

how big are their desks?

how does it effect their

banking habits writing about

dragonflies and plum blossoms?