Thank you J.R.
The only guy I know who could be so gracious
while getting roasted to a fine crisp.
"Closer
To Jim"
(sung to the tune of Jim's favorite Indigo Girls song)
I'm
trying to tell you something about Jim’s life
Maybe
give you some insight about what he’s like.
The
best thing he’s ever done for me
Is to
help me see he takes his life very seriously, very seriously,
yeah.
Well Jim
has a hunger that's insatiable
To
make sure everyone knows that he is capable
Of
kicking your ass and mine if he needs to
I’m
not sure why but it might be because he’s
shorter than the average guy.
He
married the girl who beat him at Diplomacy,
He
had two children, he hates to go outside.
There's
only one answer to every question
No,
says Jim, no and no.
The
less I talk about myself oh yeah
The
closer I am to Jim.
He
went to see the doctor of Psychiatry,
She
suggested he look into sociopathology
In
order to find out more about himself,
She
helped him develop an algorithm
to
convince everyone he is
King of the Nerds.
He
rates himself a 98%
When
it comes to everything but yes,
He
used to have a mullet and black leather pants
Making
all the nerdy girls sweat and stutter,
Especially
those named Gretchen.
He
married the girl who beat him at Diplomacy,
He
had two children, he hates to go outside.
There's
only one answer to every question
No,
says Jim, no and no.
The
less I talk about myself oh yeah
The
closer I am to Jim.
But
now he’s your average middle age guy
With
foot fungus, a mortgage, and two 3D printers,
Making
slot machines for gambling addicts
Wondering
if there’s more to life than looking forward
to
the next Maker Faire.
So he
has some ties to the mafia,
An
east coaster who went to a fancy private school,
But
he’s tweaked his algorithm, painted half his house,
managed
to find himself a group of friends
who
accept him for what he really is,
God
of Seej.
A
game that uses 3D printed bricks
to
build walls and fortresses for geeks to shoot down
with
copper pennies slung from 3D printed sling-shots,
Believe
me, people notice
when
he walks through the convention
center
wearing his Seej t-shirt.
wearing his Seej t-shirt.
He
married the girl who beat him at Diplomacy,
He
had two children, he hates to go outside.
There's
only one question I have to ask,
And
he’ll talk to me all day long,
How
was jujitsu?
How
was jujitsu?
How
was jiu-jitsu class today, Jim?
Yes, The Dolphin took it in stride.
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