Opera? Face it Herman. You're a cliche. Why don't you try something a little more avant-garde? Like John Cage's 4'33, perhaps? It's not as easy as it sounds, staying silent for 4 minutes and 33 seconds. You'll have to practice. How about you start right now and in about six weeks or so, I'll let you know how you're doing. Trust me on this one Herman. The chicks go gaga for dada.