From the Chinese Tea Classic Cha-su, as presented in the Dobra Tea Menu, Madison, Wisconsin

Suitable moments for drinking tea:

When we are interrupted while contemplating.

During a good conversation deep into the night.

When there is a light soft drizzle.

With agreeable friends.

When the children are at school.

In a bamboo grove on a spring evening.

Under unusual rocks.

Unsuitable moment for drinking tea:

While at the theatre.

While opening letters.

When the children are not at school.

In torrential rain.

To be avoided when drinking tea:

Bad waters, money worries, large gatherings.