A.'s Last Day Before Becoming a New Age Teetotaling Outdoorsy Vegan

12 Microbrews

11 Scoops of ice cream

10 Sausage links

9 Cheeseburgers

8 Chocolate cookies

7 Legs of lamb

6 Chicken breasts

5 Glasses of milk

4 Blocks of cheese

3 Apple pies

2 Bottles of wine

And 1 Stick of butter