"Let me guess," said Bigsley. "You are trying to look silly in order to be ironic."
"What I am doing," replied Herman, "is preparing myself for migration season, something you might benefit from yourself."
"You're right! I've got to remember to call the satellite guy and get my hook-up before the snow flies."
"I'm talking about getting out of the house for the winter. I bet you've never been to Acapulco."
"Who needs Acapulco when you've got Oshkosh?"