Bigsley and Bernadette: More Home Improvements

"You'd be a fool to turn this place down now," called Bigsley one evening.  "I mean, you don't see many additions going up these days, do you?"

Bernadette said she had several friends who put up additions this season.

"But not like this one. State of the art, Baby! I even splurged for a jacuzzi tub. Plus, I'm the perfect neighbor.  Quiet as a mouse.  I'll respect your privacy. But I'll always be there for you.  Wake up dead one day? . . . I'll make sure you get the proper arrangements. I used to work at my uncle's taxidermy studio. I know the business inside and out. It's even better than having a psychiatrist in the family. And believe you me, that certainly has come in handy."

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