1. I have nothing to write about.
2. My ear was clogged so I could not hear.
3. It made concentrating difficult.
4. That was last week.
5. This morning a large sticky ball of wax emerged from my ear.
6. It was strangely dark.
7. It was so satisfying to have that ball of wax come out of my ear that I greedily went digging around for more.
8. I didn't find anything.
9. Trying to think of something to write, I discover I am full of all sorts of thoughts that are not the least bit interesting.
10. This is nothing new.